DM, we love thee: A Po-ehem

Oh DM, we love thee!

 

 

 

Dungeons

 

DM how do we love thee?

Do we love thee like a pretty kitty?

Do we love thee like an attack of Opportunity?

Do we love thee like an undead Zombie?

Do we love thee like a river side shanty?

Do we love thee like a busty tavern lassie?

Do we love thee like a pug that’s Classy?

 

No! We love thee like a Natural 20!

 

Much Lerv,

K-Dog

(this post brought to you through the combined efforts of Coors, Left Hand Brewing’s Milk Stout and O’Dell’s 90 Shilling Ale) oh and a healthy dose of Optimus Rhyme.

:wq

Comments

  1. falseflag says:

    Does Glorious DM, Lord of Pugs read our blog?

  2. "Glorious DM" says:

    We need to schedule the next session- been too long!

    How shall I maim thee, let me count the ways…