INCIDENT REPORT – 14/15 JAN 2015

An incident has occurred and will be documented for yearly review.

Violation:
No Use of Windows OSs. See http://www.fridaynightlinux.com/2015/01/the-2015-challenges-and-their-exceptions/ for further details

Name:
NathantheFake

DOB:
09/xx/1982

Details:
NathantheFake spend hours in Windows 7 outside the allowable uses in the terms of agreement. The majority of this time was trying to play a game known of League of Legends hereby referred to as “LOL”. However the majority of the time was updating Windows 7 to Windows 7 Sp1, then IE to 11 to enable “LOL” login. Upon playing “LOL” nathanthefake’s shitty ass computer reached 100C within 8 minutes causing an immediate shutdown.

Reactions:
Linux was quite upset with this violation and responded accordingly.

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Penalty:
Due to only lasting 15 days for a yearly challenge, the punishment must be swift and firm. Nathanthefake’s windows partition has been DELETED.

Repercussions:
Nathanthefakes Linux partition gained a new mount of 249G:

Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/dev/sda5 21G 17G 2.8G 86% /
udev 2.9G 4.0K 2.9G 1% /dev
tmpfs 585M 940K 584M 1% /run
none 5.0M 0 5.0M 0% /run/lock
none 2.9G 27M 2.9G 1% /run/shm
/dev/sda2 268G 5.0G 249G 2% /disk1

Now Downloading:
Shadowrun Returns
Left 4 Dead 2
Dota 2
World of Goo
Shovel Knight
Portal

2015 Spotify Stats

Can’t seem to share the whole page, but here are the highlights.

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The 2015 Challenges and their Exceptions

1. No black in wardrobe. Exceptions are functional clothes (gloves, Laphroaig hat, winter needs), events where black is expected, swimsuit, underwear, jammies. Black in wardrobe outside the exceptions shall be reported.

Your man sporting black all the time, no flavors:

2. No use of Microsoft OS’s. Exceptions being Work, Diablo-Tuesdays, troubleshooting others’ machines, and if my Linux partition explodes. Windows use outside the exceptions shall be reported.

Current Chrome Tabs:

Opeth – Demon of the Fall, Gmail, Exceptions search, Kool Keith – Haters, Laphroaig, Temple Garments, Exceptions search (again)

Friday Night Linux – The Website About Thursday Night Gaming

Well how about Tuesday Night Linux Gaming! OH SHIT.

Hearts to Steam. Death to Wine Gaming.

BG2_Linux

The making of a great post

True grace.. well trained.. *A good understanding of technique[…]but not standing out*. My most recent post is certainly this. Let’s go into the making of this amazing post and what made it great:

1. American Psycho underlying theme. Even acquisition was spelled wrong to match the typo in the movie.

2. Screenshots… IN GAME!

3. Frequent reboots from Linux to Windows to do things my minimal install can’t handle… Like resizing images, or exporting to jpeg from gimp. Windozes so lame! Nod to naucum for making the watermark in her functional GIMP install in Windows 8.1 (HISS!)

4. That jump was only my second try!

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Yeah FNLINUX! F12 F12 F12 … I’ll bounce I have 160 HP! F12 F12 F12

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Oh….

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171! What’s that underneath…a thanksgiving turkey?…oh nope just my vanity copper suit…. and my head. F12 F12 F12

Shit.

*Credit to Anus/DeathMetal

In celebration of our recent merger and acquisiton with FNLinux.com

For our latest Murder and Execution, ummm Merger and Aquisition Acquisition of FNLinux, I jumped really high in Terraria:

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YEAH!

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Look at that subtle off-white coloring; the tasteful thickness of it… Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Do you… Excel?

Well I don’t excel.

Problem:

I had a spreadsheet with many rows and columns in Excel. I wanted to sort a row and get a count of each “S” number. Excel can do this right? Dunno.

Solution:

– Highlight entire column
– Ctrl+C
– vi out.out
– i
– right click
– Escape (twice for good luck)
– :wq!
– cat out.out | sort | uniq -c

21 S1
13 S2
6 S3
1 S5
10 S7L
2 S7M

A new playlist and request

Request K-Dog: Post your thoughts on Spotify, Mr. ipad!

Performance

Friday Night Linux.. one of the few posts:

linuxperftools

Original Link:
http://brendangregg.com/Perf/linuxperftools.png

Is This a Linux or Music Blog?

Goodbye to all the people that hated on… me and my album playlists